Building the Ultimate Dream Team
Team USA is heading into the Tokyo Olympics with more questions than answers. It’s time to build the Ultimate Dream Team in NBA history.
2020-21 NBA Awards Picks
Here are my totally official (and not just some guy with an internet connection) awards picks that will be etched in stone for the rest of time, which after the pandemic is probably about 5-8 years give or take.
Alternative Events to Replace the NBA Play-In Tournament
Imagine Draymond Green running as fast as he can at you with the sole intent to break your arm into a million pieces. Oh wait, that’s just him playing basketball.
20 Greatest Basketball Players from Minnesota
Minnesota is known as the State of Hockey. Well, not anymore, it’s the state of basketball.
NBA Power Rankings According to Keanu Reeves
Strange things are afoot in the NBA. With just a month to go before the play-in games begin, there are
Every NBA Team’s Best Buddy Cop Partnerships
Much like an NBA team, a buddy cop film is only as good as it’s leads.
20 Movie Villains Ranked By Kinkiness
Movies are only as good as their villain and most movie villains are after one thing and one thing only… they want to fuck.
NBA Power Rankings According to Denzel Washington
Denzel Washington could turn the Timberwolves into a contender, just gotta get out the PCP.
Which Kurt Russell Characters can Dunk?
Kurt Russell has range, but how high can that ranges jump?
Post All-Star Break Rookie Juice Rankings
A lot of people thought this NBA rookie class was going to be one of the worst of this century, a lot of people were wrong.
NBA Expansion Cities: Wrong Answers Only
Why start a new NBA franchise in a nice city like Seattle when you can put it in a shithole?
NBA Power Rankings According to Al Pacino
Two months into the strangest NBA season of our lives and it all comes down to this Al Pacino oriented power rankings blog.
2021 NBA All-Star Game Picks
The NBA will announce the starters of the 2021 NBA All-Star Game on Friday, a game in which most NBA
We Be Beefin’: Best NBA Feuds of 21st Century
Who would have thought that in the year of your lord 2021 that LeBron James, arguably one of the top
Top 5 NBA Stars Stuck on Shitty Teams
In today’s super team obsessed NBA there are several superstars who get left out in the cold and have to fend for themselves on shitty teams, these are their stories.
NBA Power Rankings According to Ben Affleck
The internet has given everyone in America a voice. I decided to use that voice to bitch about Ben Affleck.
Five Most Surprising and Disappointing Players from The NBA’s first Two Weeks
A week into 2021 the real world looks like it is going to be exactly like 2020, which is to
Steph Curry is an All-Time Great you Morons
The Warriors dynasty is dead and gone, but don’t you dare slander our lord and savior Steph Curry on the internet you heathens.
Five Biggest Overreactions from the NBA’s Opening Week
Giannis Antetokounmpo is the best thing to happen to Greece since Brad Pitt single-handedly beat the shit out of Eric Bana and won the Trojan War.
2020-21 NBA Predictions
This is it, the long wait is finally over. It’s been 71 days since the Los Angeles Lakers hoisted the
2020-21 NBA Preseason Rookie Juice Rankings
The 2020-21 NBA season is going to be one of the weirdest years in sports history. After Covid-19 ravaged the
NBA Teams as Oxford Colleges
Atlanta Hawks/Pembroke College Really happy to be here. Boston Celtics/Balliol College Both were better 500 years ago. Brooklyn Nets/Wadham College
2020-21 Preseason NBA Rankings According to Kurt Russell
This is Phil Ford in the Dunking on Oxford blog and I’m talking to whoever’s listening out there. The NBA
Ranking The 20 Best Movies I watched during Quarantine
Four months after lockdown began here in the United Kingdom, my quarantine is finally ending. Pubs, restaurants, and almost all
Ranking all 93 Academy Award Best Picture Winners
The Oscars have been awarding movies for 92 years. I sat down and rewatched all 92 Best Picture winners in a tow to determine the best of the best from Wings to Parasite.
