2020-21 Preseason NBA Rankings According to Kurt Russell

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This is Phil Ford in the Dunking on Oxford blog and I’m talking to whoever’s listening out there. The NBA season is just two weeks away, and a lot has happened since last season ended just two months ago. Who better to convey where each team stands before the season kicks off than our lord and savior Kurt Russell? So take my advice on a dark and stormy offseason when the trades are crashing and free agency is rolling and the terrible signings are coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what I said when the season starts and the poison takes fall from the Twitter, and the pillars of basketball shake. I look that internet troll right square in the eye and I say “give me your best shot pal, I can take it.”

1.) Los Angeles Lakers

2.) Milwaukee Bucks

3.) Los Angeles Clippers

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4.) Miami Heat

5.) Brooklyn Nets

6.) Denver Nuggets

7.) Boston Celtics

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8.) Philadelphia 76ers

9.) Dallas Mavericks

10.) Toronto Raptors

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11.) Portland Trail Blazers

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12.) Utah Jazz

13.) Phoenix Suns

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14.) Golden State Warriors

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15.) Houston Rockets

16.) New Orleans Pelicans

17.) Washington Wizards

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18.) Indiana Pacers

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19.) Memphis Grizzlies

20.) Atlanta Hawks

21.) Minnesota Timberwolves

22.) Sacramento Kings

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23.) Orlando Magic

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24.) Chicago Bulls

25.) San Antonio Spurs

26.) Charlotte Hornets

27.) Detroit Pistons

28.) New York Knicks

29.) Oklahoma City Thunder

30.) Cleveland Cavaliers

Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. If these rankings prove to be horribly wrong by the end of the season…call Adam Silver.

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