I have a prediction to make, these are the last two rounds that anyone will actually care about. The NBA is a relatively new league with far fewer players than say the MLB or NFL. That means there aren’t nearly as many all-time great players in the history of the NBA. Once you get around 100-150 the names begin to drop off from hall of famers to guys who were pretty good for like three years very quickly. That being said, there are still a lot of interesting decisions to be made. Do you value modern players with fewer accolades over old school guys who maybe won a few championships but missed out on the personal glory? Do you value guards over bigs? Which position will dry up first? and so on. One trigger warning I’ll make, this isn’t a list of the best players ever, it’s a draft where dozens of variables are taken into consideration to try to build the best teams. Your favorite point guard may fall 20 spots because all of the other teams already have point guards. Not to say we (John) didn’t make some huge reaches for guys who maybe wouldn’t have been picked this high, but that’s what happens in drafts and that’s why they’re fun. Without further ado, here are rounds three and four of our mega-draft.
Round 3: The Guys You Have Still Heard Of
Pick 61: Indiana Pacers (Phil): Damian Lillard
Stats: 6x All-Star, 6x All-Pro, 2012-13 ROY
Teammates: Michael Jordan, Robert Parish
It’s Dame time in Indianapolis. This team is going to mow everyone else down in the playoffs.
Pick 62: Miami Heat (John): Vince Carter
Stats: 8x All-Star, 2x All-NBA, 1998-99 ROY
Teammates: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Dennis Johnson
It’s been about 15 years since Vince Carter was a relevant NBA player, which is insane to think about because he just retired a year ago. Most people know him as the greatest dunker ever and It’s hard to remember how good Vinsanity really was during his prime in the early 2000’s.
Pick 63: Denver Nuggets (Phil): Earl Monroe
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 4x All-Star, 1x All-NBA, 1967-68 ROY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: LeBron James, Alonzo Mourning
Earl Monroe has the coolest nicknames in NBA history. A smattering of the best on Basketball Reference include: The Pearl, Black Jesus, The Lord’s Prayer, Einstein, and Thomas Edison.
Pick 64: Utah Jazz (John): Bernard King
Stats: 4x All-Star, 4x All-NBA, 1x Scoring Champ, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Magic Johnson, Bob McAdoo
The Jazz are going to score 130 points a game, and give up 140.
Pick 65: Charlotte Hornets (Phil): Tony Parker
Stats: 4x NBA Champion, 1x Finals MVP, 6x All-Star, 4x All-NBA
Teammates: Bill Russell, James Worthy
A proven winner joins two more proven winners in Russell and Worthy. Charlotte won’t be flashy, but will get the job done when it matters.
Pick 66: Milwaukee Bucks (John): Dennis Rodman
Stats: 5x NBA Champion, 2x All-Star, 2x All-NBA, 8x All-Defensive, 2x DPOY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Wilt Chamberlain, Clyde Drexler
Milwaukee is going to burn to the ground by Christmas.
Pick 67: Phoenix Suns (Phil): Dave Cowens
Stats: 2x NBA Champion, 1x NBA MVP, 8x All-Star, 3x All-NBA, 3x All-Defensive, 1970-71 ROY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Larry Bird, Russell Westbrook
Phoenix has officially become Boston-West (and Westbrook).
Pick 68: Minnesota Timberwolves (John): Alex English
Stats: 8x All-Star, 3x All-NBA, 1x Scoring Champ, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Hakeem Olajuwon, Gary Payton
The coolest team is forming with the lamest franchise.
Pick 69: Philadelphia 76ers (Phil): Manu Ginobili
Stats: 4x NBA Champion, 2x All-Star, 2x All-NBA
Teammates: Shaquille O’Neal, Paul Pierce
Manu will quickly become the most popular player in Philly after Shaq shows up out of shape and Paul Pierce will just be an annoying shit and Manu will show up and play ball.
Pick 70: Houston Rockets (John): Grant Hill
Stats: 7x All-Star, 5x All-NBA, 1994-95 ROY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Tim Duncan, Tracy McGrady
The what-if 2000 Orlando Magic free agency dream team is finally real.
Pick 71: Boston Celtics (Phil): Dikembe Mutombo
Stats: 8x All-Star, 3x All-NBA, 6x All-Defensive, 4x DPOY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Kobe Bryant, Dominique Wilkins
The Celtics are back and are going to dunk everything on your fucking head and block every shot and kinda be dicks about it.
Pick 72: Detroit Pistons (John): Luka Doncic
Stats: 2x All-Star, 2x All-NBA, 2018-19 ROY
Teammates: Kevin Durant, Willis Reed
Luka is a lock to be top-30 when we inevitably redo this in ten years.
Pick 73: Washington Wizards (Phil): Wes Unseld
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 1x NBA MVP, 1x Finals MVP, 5x All-Star, 1x All-NBA, 1968-69 ROY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Oscar Robertson, George Gervin
Unseld is back in Washington and ready to bring the outlet pass highlight back to prominence.
Pick 74: Memphis Grizzlies (John): Pau Gasol
Stats: 2x NBA Champion, 6x All-Star, 4x All-NBA, 2001-02 ROY
Teammates: Julius Erving, Reggie Miller
Pau goes back to Memphis to bring the super exciting duo of Dr. J and Reggie Miller back down to Earth a bit.
Pick 75: Golden State Warriors (Phil): Dwight Howard
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 8x All-Star, 8x All-NBA, 5x All-Defensive, 3x DPOY
Teammates: Steph Curry, Rick Barry
The all dickhead team minus Steph Curry.
Pick 76: Dallas Mavericks (John): Adrian Dantley
Stats: 6x All-Star, 2x All-NBA, 2x Scoring Champ, 1976-77 ROY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Moses Malone, Elvin Hayes
A scoring machine to team up with the two rebounding machines.
Pick 77: Cleveland Cavaliers (Phil): Pete Maravich
Stats: 5x All-Star, 4x All-NBA, 1x Scoring champ, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Karl Malone, Walt Frazier
Pistol Pete was probably the most electrifying player in the NBA before Bird, Magic, and Jordan took over in the ’80s.
Pick 78: Chicago Bulls (John): Sam Jones
Stats: 10x NBA Champion, 5x All-Star, 3x All-NBA, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Jerry West, Bob Cousy
Forgive us Bill Simmons for Sam Jones falling all the way to 78.
Pick 79: Toronto Raptors (Phil): Bob Lanier
Stats: 8x All-Star, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen
A frontcourt of Lanier and Kevin Garnett should scare the shit out of every team thats not the big beer Mavericks.
Pick 80: Brooklyn Nets (John): David Thompson
Stats: 4x NBA All-Star (1x ABA), 2x All-NBA (1x All-ABA), 1975-76 ABA ROY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: David Robinson, John Stockton
This man is going to die in Brooklyn. Thankfully David Robinson and John Stockton are the two most boring players of the last 30 years and will hopefully save his life.
Pick 81: Sacramento Kings (Phil): Artis Gilmore
Stats: 1x ABA Champion, 1x ABA MVP, 6x NBA All-Star (5x ABA), 5x All-ABA, 5x All-Defensive, 1971-72 ABA ROY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Kidd
With his hair he was probably 7’8″.
Pick 82: Los Angeles Clippers (John): Hal Greer
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 10x All-Star, 7x All-NBA, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Elgin Baylor, George Mikan
No offense to Hal Greer, but he might be the first player taken where even some real NBA fans are like “Who is Hal Greer”.
Pick 83: Portland Trail Blazers (Phil): Nate “Tiny” Archibald
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 6x All-Star, 5x All-NBA, 1x Scoring Champ, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Charles Barkley, Bill Walton
The best point guard that nobody ever brings up in the best point guard conversation.
Pick 84: Atlanta Hawks (John): Chris Webber
Stats: 5x All-Star, 5x All-NBA, 1993-94 ROY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Dwyane Wade, Anthony Davis
Chris Webber makes this arguably the sexiest team so far, but I’m not sure he makes it any better.
Pick 85: Oklahoma City Thunder (Phil): Derrick Rose
Stats: 1x NBA MVP, 3x All-Star, 1x All-NBA, 2008-09 ROY
Teammates: John Havlicek, Bob Pettit
I would give all of my crypto to see 2011 Derrick Rose go back in time to 1963 and see Havlicek and Pettit’s reactions.
Pick 86: Orlando Magic (John): Carmelo Anthony
Stats: 10x All-Star, 6x All-NBA, 1x Scoring Champ
Teammates: Allen Iverson, James Harden
The Ringer’s Kevin Clark is going to have the time of his life with this team for about 12 games, then he’s going to ride the tea cups at Disney World until he looses consciousness.
Pick 87: Los Angeles Lakers (Phil): Kyrie Irving
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 7x All-Star, 3x All-NBA, 2011-12 ROY
Teammates: Kawhi Leonard, Kevin McHale
Kyrie in LA is somehow going to be more insufferable than in Brooklyn.
Pick 88: New Orleans Pelicans (John): Nate Thurmond
Stats: 7x All-Star, 5x All-Defensive, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Isiah Thomas, Scottie Pippen
Nate is going to have to crack some skulls from day one.
Pick 89: New York Knicks (Phil): Klay Thompson
Stats: 3x NBA Champion, 5x All-Star, 2x All-NBA, 1x All-Defensive
Teammates: Giannis Antetokounmpo, Steve Nash
The new Splash Brothers and Giannis are going to get Knicks fans’ hopes up so high they’re gonna be devastated when they inevitably crash out of the playoffs in crushing fashion.
Pick 90: San Antonio Spurs (John): Chris Mullin
Stats: 5x All-Star, 4x All-NBA, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Chris Paul, Patrick Ewing
One-third of Run TMC with Golden state in the early ’90s now becomes the third wheel with two of the best losers of all time.
Round 4: The Drop-off
Pick 91: San Antonio Spurs (John): Amar’e Stoudemire
Stats: 6x All-Star, 5x All-NBA, 2002-03 ROY
Teammates: Chris Paul, Patrick Ewing, Chris Mullin
Just another addition to the “none of these guys have won shit” team.
Pick 92: New York Knicks (Phil): Paul George
Stats: 7x All-Star, 6x All-NBA, 4x All-Defensive
Teammates: Giannis Antetokounmpo, Steve Nash, Klay Thompson
Current NBA fans forget that Pre-Pandemic P was the closest thing to LeBron that we’ve seen in the NBA since he entered the league.
Pick 93: New Orleans Pelicans (John): Joe Dumars
Stats: 2x NBA Champion, 1x Finals MVP, 6x All-Star, 3x All-NBA, 5x All-Defensive, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Isiah Thomas, Scottie Pippen, Nate Thurmond
Scottie Pippen might be fucked.
Pick 94: Los Angeles Lakers (Phil): Sidney Moncrief
Stats: 5x All-Star, 5x All-NBA, 5x All-Defensive, 2x DPOY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Kawhi Leonard, Kevin McHale, Kyrie Irving
Sidney Moncrief had a five year run from 1981-82 through 1985-86 where he was named an All-Star, All-NBA, and All-Defensive player every season. He’s the ’80s version of Kawhi Leonard.
Pick 95: Orlando Magic (John): Dave DeBusschere
Stats: 2x NBA Champion, 8x All-Star, 1x All-NBA, 6x All-Defensive, Hall 0f Fame
Teammates: Allen Iverson, James Harden, Carmelo Anthony
Finally, someone who isn’t a score-first ball dominant headcase.
Pick 96: Oklahoma City Thunder (Phil): Bill Sharman
Stats: 4x NBA Champion, 8x All-Star, 7x All-NBA, Hall of Fame
Teammates: John Havlicek, Bob Pettit, Derrick Rose
This just makes the Derrick Rose pick that much better dropping him on a team of ’50s and 60’s All-Stars.
Pick 97: Atlanta Hawks (John): Chauncey Billups
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 1x Finals MVP, 5x All-Star, 3x All-NBA, 2x All-Defensive
Teammates: Dwyane Wade, Anthony Davis, Chris Webber
Mr. Big Shot and Dwyane Wade is a big time backcourt that knows how to win and pairs with the uber talented frontcourt of Davis and Webber well.
Pick 98: Portland Trail Blazers (Phil): Dolph Schayes
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 12x All-Star, 12x All-NBA, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Charles Barkley, Bill Walton, Tiny Archibald
Probably good to go by Dolph when your name is Adolph and you made your NBA debut in 1949.
Pick 99: Los Angeles Clippers (John): Jerry Lucas
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 7x All-Star, 5x All-NBA, 1963-64 ROY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Elgin Baylor, George Mikan, Hal Greer
This old timers team kinda kicks ass.
Pick 100: Sacramento Kings (Phil): Mitch Richmond
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 6x All-Star, 5x All-NBA, 1988-89 ROY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Kidd, Artis Gilmore
Mitch Richmond makes his long awaited return to the Kings to remind fans that he impacts winning 0% of the time.
Pick 101: Brooklyn Nets (John): Connie Hawkins
Stats: 1x ABA Champion, 1x ABA MVP, 4x NBA all-Star (1x ABA), 1x All-NBA (2x All-ABA), Hall of Fame
Teammates: David Robinson, John Stockton, David Thompson
Possibly the greatest basketball player of his era who got blackballed by the NBA until he was past his prime.
Pick 102: Toronto Raptors (Phil): Tim Hardaway Sr.
Stats: 5x All-Star, 5x All-NBA
Teammates: Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen, Bob Lanier
Tim Hardaway and Kevin Garnett might be more exciting than Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen.
Pick 103: Chicago Bulls (John): Walt Bellamy
Stats: 4x All-Star, 1961-62 ROY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Jerry West, Bob Cousy, Sam Jones
Gives the small core some much-needed big beef.
Pick 104: Cleveland Cavaliers (Phil): Nikola Jokic
Stats: 1x NBA MVP, 3x All-Star, 3x All-NBA
Teammates: Karl Malone, Walt Frazier, Pete Maravich
The reigning MVP adds a versatile point-center to pair with scoring machine Karl Malone in the frontcourt. Jokic, Frazier, and Maravich can all initiate the offense and create one of the most intriguing lineups so far.
Pick 105: Dallas Mavericks (John): Joel Embiid
Stats: 4x All-Star, 3x All-NBA, 3x All-Defensive
Teammates: Moses Malone, Elvin Hayes, Adrian Dantley
This team will grab every rebound that’s ever been available in the history of organized sports.
Pick 106: Golden State Warriors (Phil): Tom Heinsohn
Stats: 8x NBA Champion, 6x All-Star, 4x All-NBA, 1956-57 ROY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Steph Curry, Rick Barry, Dwight Howard
A swiss army knife that will help fans forget about the grade A assholes that populate the roster.
Pick 107: Memphis Grizzlies (John): Blake Griffin
Stats: 6x All-Star, 5x All-NBA, 2010-11 ROY
Teammates: Julius Erving, Reggie Miller, Pau Gasol
Memphis just became the real lob city.
Pick 108: Washington Wizards (Phil): Chris Bosh
Stats: 2x NBA Champion, 11x All-Star, 1x All-NBA, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Oscar Robertson, George Gervin, Wes Unseld
Bosh was the third-wheel for two Heat Championships and might be the perfect fourth-wheel in Washington alongside beefy Wes Unseld.
Pick 109: Detroit Pistons (John): Kyle Lowry
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 6x All-Star, 1x All-NBA
Teammates: Kevin Durant, Willis Reed, Luka Doncic
Lowry brings some added toughness to the backcourt and can take some ball-handling pressure off Luka Doncic.
Pick 110: Boston Celtics (Phil): Penny Hardaway
Stats: 4x All-Star, 3x All-NBA
Teammates: Kobe Bryant, Dominique Wilkins, Dikembe Mutombo
For the first time in history the Celtics might be the sexiest tam in the league. Penny, Kobe, Dominique, and Dikembe make this the leader for League Pass team of the year.
Pick 111: Houston Rockets (John): Lenny Wilkens
Stats: 9x All-Star, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Tim Duncan, Tracy McGrady, Grant Hill
Between playing and coaching, Lenny Wilkens may have done more for the NBA than almost any other person.
Pick 112: Philadelphia 76ers (Phil): Kevin Johnson
Stats: 3x All-Star, 5x All-NBA
Teammates: Shaquille O’Neal, Paul Pierce, Manu Ginobili
The former mayor of Sacramento will need to bring his political savvy to keep this weird hodgepodge of players happy in Philly.
Pick 113: Minnesota Timberwolves (John): Shawn Kemp
Stats: 6x All-Star, 3x All-NBA
Teammates: Hakeem Olajuwon, Gary Payton, Alex English
Reunites the ’96 Sonics dup that took Jordan’s 72-win Bulls to six games in the 1996 NBA Finals. The Wolves are finally back with one of the best first four picks in draft history.
Pick 114: Phoenix Suns (Phil): Joe Johnson
Stats: 7x All-Star, 1x All-NBA
Teammates: Larry Bird, Russell Westbrook, Dave Cowens
This is the official beginning of the “we don’t know what we’re doing” section of the draft.
Pick 115: Milwaukee Bucks (John): Dave Bing
Stats: 7x All-Star, 3x All-NBA, 1966-67 ROY, 1x Scoring Champ, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Wilt Chamberlain, Clyde Drexler, Dennis Rodman
Just has to get the ball to Wilt and stay far away from Rodman for this to work.
Pick 116: Charlotte Hornets (Phil): Yao Ming
Stats: 8x All-Star, 5x All-NBA, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Bill Russell, James Worthy, Tony Parker
Not sure if Yao is the perfect center to put next to Bill Russell or this is a horrible idea, but this frontline will get the people talking and made Charlotte the de facto most popular team worldwide.
Pick 117: Utah Jazz (John): Kevin Love
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 5x All-Star, 2x All-NBA
Teammates: Magic Johnson, Bob McAdoo, Bernard King
Magic will love a big who can shoot threes who can also get him an in with the Beach Boys.
Pick 118: Denver Nuggets (Phil): Dan Issel
Stats: 1x ABA Champion, 1x NBA All-Star (6x ABA), 5x All-ABA, 1970-71 ABA ROY, Hall of Fame
Teammates: LeBron James, Alonzo Mourning, Earl Monroe
Scoring center who did most of his damage in the ABA should be an interesting fit next to Alonzo Mourning.
Pick 119: Miami Heat (John): Shawn Marion
Stats: 1x NBA Champion, 4x All-Star, 2x All-NBA
Teammates: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Dennis Johnson, Vince Carter
The Matrix gives the Heat an all-around presence who might have the wonkiest shooting motion of any borderline hall of famer.
Pick 120: Indiana Pacers (Phil): Bob Dandridge
Stats: 2x NBA Champion, 4x All-Star, 1x All-NBA, 1x All-Defensive, Hall of Fame
Teammates: Michael Jordan, Robert Parish, Damian Lillard
A two-time champ who can be MJ’s new poor-man’s Scottie Pippen.